The complexity of my life will leave you awestruck and dumbfounded.Tumblr (3.0; @allyouneedisawkward)http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50986838431/why-are-you-single">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll4s67HlFG1qcixll.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51060701505http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51060701505Wed, 22 May 2013 06:00:50 -0400“Ten years ago, when Father Mills started a little club of male students at the New England Conservatory in Boston, he sought not the musician in the institution, but the man in the musician. No such question was put as “How well can you sing, young man?” or, “What can you play, sir?” but, “Come on, boys, let’s get together!” This was the slogan that struck the ear and stirred the heart, for it meant something for sociability’s sake, good fellowship and mutual helpfulness. The result is to-day the Sinfonia Fraternity of America.”<br/><br/> - <em>Percy Jewett Burrell, “The President’s Message” (1908)</em>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51058358216http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51058358216Wed, 22 May 2013 04:30:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50990382588/when-you-have-your-favorite-song-as-your-ringtone">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Someone starts to call you</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qo95iWy71qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Friend:</p> <p>Hey you’re phone is ringing</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoab7CWZ1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>you:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoauQpFn1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Friend:</p> <p>Hey, your phone. Are you not gonna answer that?</p> <p>You:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoc6c8AI1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Friend:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qocqGpVs1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>You:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qodhFkt21qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Friend:</p> <p>…</p> <p>You:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qodhFkt21qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Phone stops ringing</p> <p>You:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoezpyE01qdxz7p.gif"/></p> <p>Phone starts to ring again:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qofqyect1qdxz7p.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51055706791http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51055706791Wed, 22 May 2013 03:00:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkuk1kkf3a1qcq8vao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51051976439http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51051976439Wed, 22 May 2013 01:30:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50991784397/when-your-parents-dont-like-what-youre-wearing">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="217" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgib74HcmK1qbko7b.gif" width="250"/></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51040015930http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51040015930Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50992882183/when-adults-complains-about-our-generation">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><big><big>I’m here like hold the fuck up…</big></big></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpze40URTc1qadhe0.gif"/></p> <p><big><big>who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…</big></big></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpze63cKTn1qadhe0.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51032573628http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51032573628Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ag4oVw3j1qfe3mso1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ag4oVw3j1qfe3mso2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ag4oVw3j1qfe3mso3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ag4oVw3j1qfe3mso4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51025532421http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51025532421Tue, 21 May 2013 19:30:40 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fachyeahoperasingers.tumblr.com/post/51004646229/when-my-voice-is-tired-and-i-have-a-high-note-coming-up">fachyeahoperasingers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my reasonable half:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7c712d9e4ee2771153405c6b6596c1ba/tumblr_inline_mn4bg5SJFh1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><span>my self-centered opera singer half:</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6e4967e4e3b4e6a675364205c3e9a48f/tumblr_inline_mn4bu8T11q1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51018601594http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51018601594Tue, 21 May 2013 18:01:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08hmvy7SG1ql6pwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/51008776910/oh-dear-lord-yes">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/19035053105"> </a></p> <blockquote> <p>OH DEAR LORD YES</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08jjn467k1qljus4.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08kywRJMN1qkj4vi.gif"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51011597435http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/51011597435Tue, 21 May 2013 16:30:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea83754ff37f04198090cad4ef17f71c/tumblr_mjolei0j4A1rgpyeqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50975038466http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50975038466Tue, 21 May 2013 03:00:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/360f2047f8918ea899dc1fccf0aec819/tumblr_mn4f5e6InV1r877b7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>The Mrs Carter Show in Montpellier (20th May)</span></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50971149742http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50971149742Tue, 21 May 2013 01:30:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50817265781/i-dont-understand-little-children">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>When they wake up they’re all like..</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr7vn5sE51qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p>When I wake up I have no energy.. </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr7tuku5V1qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p>At school they’re all..</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr7x2kZ1x1qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p>At school I’m like..<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr7ysRfZF1qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p>When they get mad at someone they’re like …<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr7zrtMTS1qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p>When I get mad at someone…<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr813yP8S1qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p>When they tell their parents off the parents are like..</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr82bozww1qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p>When I tell my parents off they’re like..<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr845Fse71qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p>I can’t.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltr84q8x3A1qhk0ew.gif"/></p> <p><strong><a href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/"> </a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50944343109http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50944343109Mon, 20 May 2013 19:30:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m0d5ip5w1qepmy8o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m0d5ip5w1qepmy8o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m0d5ip5w1qepmy8o5_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m0d5ip5w1qepmy8o6_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50937430084http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50937430084Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50831497721/summer-is-coming">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I currently look like this:</span></p> <p><img alt="image" height="366" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgh8pwfHn1qewau2.jpg" width="290"/></p> <p>I just want to look like this:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgh9a1SL41qewau2.jpg"/></p> <p>But I’m always like:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljghcchmpd1qewau2.gif"/></p> <p><strong><strong><a href="http://fuckyeaahfunniestposts.tumblr.com/"> </a></strong></strong></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50930266396http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50930266396Mon, 20 May 2013 16:30:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50835532488/when-i-get-to-school-in-the-morning-and-someone-is-like">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgri7eNZuN1qf9oxz.gif"/></p> <p>I’m like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrik9D6cQ1qf9oxz.gif"/></p> <p>It’s too early for this shit.</p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50923692796http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50923692796Mon, 20 May 2013 15:00:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50838822017/everybody-in-my-house-is-asleep-and-then-theres-me">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loo5ifKQwd1qizuuc.gif" width="200"/></p> <p>Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnztlzJ4HY1qlcnvyo1_500.jpg"/></p> <p class="gone"><strong><strong><a href="http://goo.gl/FrdqE"> </a></strong></strong></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50918080436http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50918080436Mon, 20 May 2013 13:30:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basedgodniall.tumblr.com/post/48146319825/when-you-and-your-friends-hate-the-same-person">basedgodniall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you and your friends hate the same person</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/db02d743528b3cd5ada56b8bf884ae67/tumblr_inline_mldam738SG1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50912888495http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50912888495Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:17 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50843072618/when-you-and-your-friends-make-fun-of-that-one-person">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm5ox5QYU61qhlmxu.gif"/></p> <div><small><small><strong> <a href="http://h4h4h4h4.tumblr.com/"><big><big><big><br/></big></big></big></a></strong></small></small></div> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50908206749http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50908206749Mon, 20 May 2013 10:30:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/50844800945/i-threw-a-little-bit-of-my-swag-into-the-pot">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luruuhbuBg1qm9354.gif"/></p> <p><strong>Woops</strong></p> </blockquote>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50904189986http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50904189986Mon, 20 May 2013 09:00:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b73eda42de490bbcc43f4990a6592549/tumblr_mn20ng3CAu1r5eyuco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50900686913http://allyouneedisawkward.tumblr.com/post/50900686913Mon, 20 May 2013 07:30:30 -0400